ANONYMITY REQUESTED
An elderly woman walked into the local country church.
The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said.
"The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No," he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No," she said.
"Good," he answered.
…..Mikey's Thot for the Day (www.MikeysFunnies.com )
Homilies To Live By
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I
think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about
a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about
men is they're a bunch of liars.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what
the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be
replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already happened.
…..By way of Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List
(http://www.cybersaltlists.org )
